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I am absolutely terrifyingly terrible at explaining myself and my actions.|
I am not, never have been, and doubtful I ever will be, a smart man. Rather I am simply competent.
At what? Not being dead, mostly.
If there is anything about me you wish to know, you need only ask. Rather than volunteer a selection of goody fact-nuggets, I leave it to you to decide what (if anythin) you wish to know of me. I will answer.
And I won't bite.
Unless you like it that way.
Then I'll bite you a lot.